February 2012
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I’ve heard her say time and time again: Love’s not a feeling,...
– Rep. Alan Nunnelee (R-Miss.) talking about what his wife has taught him: That people shouldn’t act on same-sex attractions.
Hello closet-case! I’m guessing that you’re up next in the long line of gay Republican sex scandals.
Dating Games
I was asked out on a date today by an Alameda County Superior Court Judge and, despite being a law-abiding citizen (for the most part), the fact that he is a judge is making me incredibly uncomfortable.
I mean, it would be like dating a cop or something and having to watch everything you say. Or is it just me?
…it must have been good chicken.
– Sgt. Daryl Fong commenting on a 50-year-old man who barricaded himself in his Bayview-Hunters Point apartment Tuesday morning after concluding that someone stole and ate his chicken,
Proposition 8 served no purpose, and had no effect, other than to lessen the...
– Prop. 8: Gay-marriage ban unconstitutional
I don’t know… she just only has a belly button… that’s...
– Overheard in passing on Sutter Street… I’d love to know what that conversation was about
I just realized that I’ve been walking around my office for the past few hours with my zipper down… awesome.
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I was born in London in my past life, no one can tell me any different. I...
– Nicki Minaj, a complete moron in her current life
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It never fails...
If you leave the house looking semi-homeless you are guaranteed to run into someone you know and, in my case, it will be the snarkiest/bitchiest person I know.
[Update: make that the three snarkiest/bitchiest people I know… I need to get home ASAP! Gah!]
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All in a day's work
People in my office joke that if you want to see something disappear you just need to leave it on a table in the kitchen but sadly it’s not a joke — it’s completely true.
I’ve seen deli trays left over from lunch meetings that had nothing but a piece of cheese, lettuce from the garnish and crusted over condiments disappear in less that 5-minutes.
Another time there were...
If the meatball parmigiana hero were a Southern dish, scholars from Chapel Hill,...
– From an article that Stacey sent me about a new place, Parm, for us to try next time I’m in NYC.
As Rene says to Tom at the end of that shitty movie, “You had me at hello meatball parmigiana hero…”
Introducing 'Oakland Iced Tea' →
Like Long Island Iced Tea but even trashier?
This description seems more fitting:
January 2012
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