August 2008
“The P.T.A. is great preparation for dealing with the K.G.B.,” President Palin...”
– Vice in Go-Go Boots?
By MAUREEN DOWD
In passing...
me: just overheard: "It's kind of 60s-ish with a Victorian type flair"
Good god!
Hideous
Stacey: that means austin powers to me
Stacey: http://www.forthegoodtimes.com/Austinlook.htm
Again, I love Popbitch!
Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing plans.
The first women says to the other, “I’m having a boob job.”
The second woman says “I am having my asshole bleached.
The first replies, “I cant imagine your husband with blond hair!”
Oh wow! Intrigued...
Dear Wyatt, Here is your horoscope for Friday, August 29: You are filled with great, fiery energy and it may lead you to all sorts of crazy adventures if you let it. Your friends and family love days like today, because anything can happen!
"Shouty Shortarse"
I love Popbitch!
”Which radio exec on an Olympics freebie annoyed the rest of his party with his diva behaviour? The party got their own back though with the knowledge that his diarrhoea wasn’t just verbal. They all chuckled at the news that the shouty shortarse failed to get out of bed in time during one urgent dash to the loo, and ended up shitting all over...
best quote I heard all day
whiteleatherpalace:
“It is hard being perfect, because I have to stare at your flaws all day long”
Awkward...
I was just in the restroom here in the office and through the wall to the women’s room I could hear a woman sobbing hysterically, uncontrollably, can’t-catch-my-breath kind of sobbing. WTF?
Also makes me wonder what else you can hear through that paper-thin wall… Ew!
A major business buzzword pet peeve
It bugs me to no end when people use inappropriate or made-up words to sound important/intelligent. It has the exact opposite effect.
This classic example from Jen:
Hi Team - Please accept my apologies for rescheduling this meeting a second time. I am moving our status update to Wed. 11:30am to deconflict with another important meeting. Thanks for your flexibility. See you Wednesday!
Best...
Insomnia is Rampant
Chase: seriously, i'd love to sleep right now
I'd sell you to midgets for a three hour nap
Brits Behaving Badly... →
“…in a 12-month period in 2006 and 2007, 602 Britons were hospitalized and 28 raped in Greece, and that 1,591 died in Spain and 2,032 were arrested there.”
- NY Times
1,591 dead in Spain alone a 12-month period?!?! Holy crap! And Europeans call us ‘Ugly Americans’
I was at the World Cup in Paris in 1998 and this is so not an exaggeration. I grew up in Europe in...
Human Giant and Friends this Thurs!! (LA)
robhuebel:
We have a cool show we’re doing this Thursday at 9pm at Largo at the Coronet.
Go here for more info.
Or call (310) 855-0350
We have some very special guests that you will dig. And I’m sure you can buy alcohol to make yourself feel less uncomfortable and more confident in public. Plus, the lighting at this place is great and it makes people look way more attractive than they...
tuneage:
Ra Ra Riot - “Can You Tell”
I’ve been...
I've got nothing...
Stacey warned that this day would come… I have nothing to say, nothing to blog. Nada. Zip. Zilch.
I did see this quote from dongle extraordinaire about Tyra Banks that made me chuckle (I couldn’t agree more):
“You are a ball juggling thunder cunt and I hate your face.”
awesome jingle →
FRIEND TO THE GAYS - “A gay couple who are dear friends of ours were over for dinner when the conversation drifted round to ‘opposites attract’. According to my wife, one illustration of this phenomenon is that in every happy couple there is always an organised and tidy one (her) and a more spontaneous, less organised one (me). It helps if one partner is more obsessed...
Online Porn for the Blind →
Oh my… listening to a narration of “2 Girls, 1 Cup” is almost as disturbing as watching it.
