I have a recurring type of dream where I discover that I have another room in my apartment that I have either forgotten about or never knew that it existed. I think it’s the kind of dream that only people that live in spatially challenged urban apartments ever have.
I haven’t had that dream in quite a while. I think it is because I moved to a much larger apartment in April and have more than enough room now but I had that dream last night.
At first it was incredible. I discovered a huge room the size of a ballroom that was somehow connected my dining room that I had never noticed the door to before. I opened the door and the room was full of incredible mid-century modern furniture… tables, chairs, benches, stools, etc. I was in heaven.
Then I looked over in the corner and noticed there were weeds coming up through the floorboards and thought, “I need to pull those…”
I went back to checking out the room and then looked over a again and saw that the weeds were now small trees and roots and that the floorboards in that section were gone and thought, “I really need to call the landlord about this…”
I went to look closer and noticed a pile of dirt and a hole like you see when you find a mole hole but this dirt pile and hole were huge. I leaned over and noticed a snout with whiskers coming up our of the hole.
I freaked out.
A really old, rabid dog poked it’s head out snarling and snapping at me. I jabbed at it with a stick to get it to go back down the hole but whenever I stepped back it would come back up.
I couldn’t figure out how to get back across the room without the dog getting out of the hole and biting me and as I was jabbing it back down the hole it started chomping on the stick breaking it to pieces.
I woke up with such a start with my heart pounding at 5am and couldn’t go back to sleep for an hour. It was the strangest dream that I have had in a looooong time. Ugh.
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