January 2010
Gah!
If one more co-worker says “See you next year!” as they leave followed by a stupid laugh I might punch them in the face.
If you are over the age of 10 then that New Year’s Eve joke is not clever, original or even remotely funny.
December 2009
tumblr crossover to real life
I love when you meet someone that you’ve “known” online and they are way better than you could have ever imagined.
That’s the case with Kate… she is the best!
After following each other on tumblr for a while now and working just around the corner from each other we finally met for coffee today.
The Doctor is a lucky man.
“The person you love is 72.8% water”
– Anon
Atlas and his squeaky soccer ball
I just spent 30-minutes in a meeting with a clump of oatmeal on my chin and NO ONE said a word to me.
I went to the restroom afterward, saw it and wiped off my chin.
A few seconds later one of the people from the meeting came in after me looking sheepish so I asked them, “Was there something on my chin during that meeting?” to which they blushed and said, “Yes. Sorry. I...
“Less Botero, more Giacometti”
– Overheard on the California Street cable car. Catty!
Gay/Straight Schizo Night
Eating Buffalo wings and watching “The Sound of Music.”
An awesome Sunday evening.
Balloon Boy's Parents Get Jail Time for Hoax →
Poetic justice for the pathetic attention starved fame whores that they are.
What a colossal waste of everyone’s time and tax payer money not to mention the insanity of diverting rescue personnel from potential real emergencies just so that they could be on television one more time.
Stacey: What are you doing for xmas?
me: I'm here
Dinner with Jen on Christmas Eve and Dim Sum & drinking on Christmas day
You?
In NY or ATL?
Stacey: NY. Going to Queens
We have to take the Long Island Rail Road. It's really far.
I'm scared.
me: Wow!
LIRR
Quite an adventure
Stacey: And i don't know how to dress for Queens
queens, yes. Queens, no.
It’s almost Christmas…
