TSA Pat Downs Are Part Of "Homosexual Agenda" →
Are you f*ing kidding me? Have you seen the fat slobs flying lately? Gross! In an off-camera interview, Delgaudio explained that his assertion regarding this allegedly massive influx of “practicing homosexuals” getting off while sweeping your junk for explosives isn’t representative of his position on the County Board of Supervisors, but is instead a stance he promotes as...
WHY does the trash smell like turkey and cigarettes?!?!– My sister Shelley
I’m hanging out with Charlotte, a surprisingly attractive baggage handler for American Airlines, and a ridiculously hot Marine in a food court at O’Hare. Possibly one of the strangest mornings that I’ve ever had.
Bruce Springsteen & Neil Young: ‘Whip My Hair’ →
I'm so proud of myself!
For the first time in about two weeks I ate lunch without having part of it end up on my shirt, pants or shoes. It’s the little things in life that keep me hanging on…