January 2011
“I’m holding two umbrellas, two beers and an African statue.”
– Overheard in a bar in SF
America’s Cup is coming to San Francisco!
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December 2010
WatchI’m jumping on the Pummelvision bandwagon. An interesting compilation of all of the pictures that I’ve posted on tumblr over the past 2-1/2 years (interesting to me at least…).
I just wish I could slow it down somewhat. And maybe change that music. It sounds like a product demo for a tech company or something.
boyghost-deactivated20110922 asked: Well, if you see a 6'4" guy in a black peacoat carrying a very large camera, it'll be me :)
boyghost-deactivated20110922 asked: Well, if you see a 6'4" guy in a black peacoat carrying a very large camera, it'll be me :)
WatchThis video makes me laugh so much. My niece Alison took it in Deer Valley at what she thought was the end of a snowball fight as we were walking home from dinner but the snowball fight was far from over…
As we came around the corner her dad ambushed us and her brother Chris and Alison got caught in the cross fire as you can hear from her screams.
Parental Restraint
Matching Christmas sweaters and matching bowl haircuts on your overweight 9-11 year old boys is NOT a good look, especially not when you are flying and they are on display for everyone to see. Save the $$ you spent on the hideous sweaters and get the poor kids decent haircuts.
I swear the 9-yr old is saying “dear god help me…” with the look he’s giving me.
Family Ties
My nephew: Stop it!
My sister: I changed your diapers you know...
My nephew: That doesn't mean you get to read my chats!
“San Francisco is a classy weathered beauty who likes to tempt the younger...”
– Uptown Almanac
The Most Random Email Ever
I received this message a few days ago from a friend and have been jaw-on-the-floor stunned ever since. It was sent in all seriousness at the dude’s behest.
The message went out to ten of us that do not know the guy and no one has been able to respond other than to each other. Some of the better replies:
“WTF? Is she kidding?”
“Her messages fascinate me…”
...
It's all in a day's work...
Tonight, my work environment entered a whole new realm… my new boss whipped out the term “cock block” when referring to someone that used to work with us.
I think that I am really going to like working for her.
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Coffee Talk
Liz (employee at Peet's): Hi Wyatt. What can I get you today?
Me: A medium whole milk latte and a small non-fat latte, please.
Liz: Great. Can I get a name for that, Wyatt?
Me: Uh...
Liz: God dammit! Sorry... habit.
