What's the cliche about girls and cars?
Me: What kind of Audi does she have?
Missy: It's red...
Not so web savvy...
Keith: why do they keep changing the format?
I cannot find my page on Facebook
Keith: Just when I figure it out they change the format
Me: They are keeping you on your toes
I don’t even cringe this much when I touch a homeless person– Jen after brushing up against a creepy little man at Madrone
I love annoying Jen!
Jen: So you saw the email about C&S moving their move day to Sunday
me: Did you have plans Sunday?
Jen: I don't remember!
I don't think so...
me: I'm going to help them too since I'm here now
We can watch 'Taxi Driver' after the move
Make a fire
Jen: Oh no no no
me: YOU AGREED!
Jen: TO THE FIRE!
me: GOD! YOU TOTALLY WANT ME!
Finally, I can protect my family from the giant sequoia.– Catherine Vincennes commenting on Guns Now Legal In National Parks
Stacey & Michael - I’m watching ‘Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations’ and he’s in Iceland. This is combining three of my favorite things: travel, food and the two of you! Let’s talk dates! [Post Show Update: The food in Iceland looks revolting but everything else looks like a load of fun. We might want to detox before going though — those bastards can...
This is what my brain has felt like at work for the past few weeks.