May 2010
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You're Invited!
This may take the cake for the strangest, most misdirected invitation I have ever received and I’m also pretty sure that I don’t even know Mica & Walter. Thank you for thinking of me but I politely send my regrets boys… Eeesh! CHICKENBEAR- Hosted by Mica (chicken?) & Walter (bear?) An In-Between party for In-Between People! Are you not quite a bear? Not quite an...
May 29th
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“Gay San Francisco: the odds are good, but the goods are odd”
– Derek
May 28th
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Sucks and The City 2 →
This perfectly sums up every sneaking suspicion I have had about this movie. The plot looks lame. The characters are definitely lame (sad because it was actually a smart show). Carrie’s lame line in the trailers, “Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore!” delivered in that stupid, breathy voice makes me want to punch myself in the face to redirect the pain. ...
May 26th
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May 26th
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WatchWatch
Chief of Community Relations at Laguna Honda Hospital, Marc Slavin, is the creepiest and most passive-aggressive person ever. His behavior comes across as beyond being annoying just for the sake of being annoying almost to the point that he’s getting some sort of erotic satisfaction out of it. Just watching this made me want to punch him. Such a creepster!
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“Really worried about the effect this disaster will have on bikini season. The...”
– BPGlobalPR, an incredibly funny spoof account on Twitter via Advertising Age Other greats: “Negative people view the ocean as half empty of oil. We are dedicated to making it half full” and “If we had a dollar for every complaint about this oil spill, it wouldn’t...
May 25th
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Happy Birthday, Rick! →
I was a little ahead of myself on Monday…
May 22nd
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“Or at least get rid of the posers. If you want to get blind drunk and stagger...”
– C. W. Nevius on how Bay to Breakers has gotten out of control
May 20th
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ListenA little boogie-oogie-oogie on the company...
May 20th
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May 17th
“Dear Everyone, I am sorry for tackling you. Love, Adam”
– An email this morning from one of the group that I was supposed to go to Bay to Breakers with yesterday. Really bummed I missed it now.
May 17th
“I can’t decide if it was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a...”
May 17th
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A Day (or so) in the life of Square Pants Buddy →
Not even sure how to begin to explain this… it’s long and convoluted but it sure is funny. I worked for WaMu a few years back. The brand was anti-bank/kind of silly. The company made these goofy Ken & Barbie-type dolls called “Action Tellers” that they’d give out to employees kind of as a joke. I got one from our CEO, Kerry Killinger, at a meeting once and...
May 15th
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Business Buzz
Working in Financial Services is annoying challenging enough without people taking themselves/their roles way too seriously and coming up with annoying terms and buzzwords. I was on a call just now about an upcoming technology release where the moderator used the following terms multiple times: Command Center Satellite Command Center Dress Rehearsal Seriously?!? WHO talks like that in day to...
May 12th
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“Just get over it, San Francisco. You’re the gorgeous younger sister, and...”
– Kim Severson, Grub Street
May 12th
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