Don’t let a zombie suck your dick. That’s all I’m saying…– Stacey (Update: thank God for tumblr at times like this because neither of us had any recollection of this statement or the context in which it was said but don’t doubt for a second that it happened)
The city deserves a neighborhood named after a delicious cruelty-free food...– Tracy Reiman, Executive Vice President of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals in a letter to San Francisco Mayor Ed Ye on renaming the Tenderloin district in San Francisco Dear Tracy, Please shut the f*ck up. Thanks.
Although the pain makes me cry, I feel like a cool grown-up when it’s all...– Britney, age 8, whose mother injects her with botox and has her legs and bikini line waxed. Again, she’s 8. An 8-yr. old little girl getting botox and bikini waxes is just f*ing wrong.
I’d hit that even with the graduation tassel hanging from his rear view mirror…– Adrian referring to the guy in his mid-30s in the car next to us
Meanwhile on MUNI… This guy was furiously taking notes about the people around him on the train. He’d look at someone and then make a face as if to say, “Aha!” and scribble away. The funny part was the notes were just that: scribbles. He seemed as happy as a clam in high water though.
…that San Francisco crowd that goes in there; it’s just terrible! I...– President Richard M. Nixon on the Bohemian Grove
A truly creepy ghost story →
I beg to disagree Mr. Bourdain. Drink that f*ing coffee… yeah… that’s it… coffee… mmmm!
Ryan Phillippe Deseperate to Look Older →
Dear Ryan, Shut the f*ck up. Sincerely, W.
How is it possible that on Monday evening, with the earthquake, tsunami and...– Japan Disaster Shows US Journalists Unprepared