April 2012
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Iron Will
After going out every night last week and weekend, I told myself that wasn’t going to drink this week.
I am currently on my way to meet Jen for a drink. I made it one day. My father would be so proud.
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“The rainy season runs from July 1 to June 30.”
– SFGate, you might want to have a word with your proofreaders. That would be a 365-day rainy season. This is San Francisco, not Seattle, and after late Spring it rarely (if ever) rains until Winter.
“We hope we will be able to find a developer who will be interested in low income...”
– George Lucas in a statement withdrawing his plans for a studio in Lucas Valley due to neighbor opposition.
I am cracking up. The thought of low income housing will terrify the crap out of those people.
Bitch please...
Dear Co-Worker,
Thank you for getting me sick because being at home with your toddler when you are sick “gets on your nerves.”
Let me state that you are very astute when you say that I seem annoyed with you today.
Very astute indeed.
Love you, W.
“A fond farewell to this hateful theocrat. I will miss his pusilanimous visage,...”
– My friend Geoffrey on Santorum quitting the race.
I love me a well-spoken, smart man!
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“Long ago we passed the point when anyone is surprised to see coyotes in San...”
– Aggressive coyote gives scare in Golden Gate Park
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