April 2012
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Of all of the amazing things that Steve Jobs and Apple have brought into my life I am most grateful for the iPod + headphones and how effective they are in drowning out my petty, passive-aggressive co-workers.
Thank you, Steve & co. Love you!
“I’m with the bagpiper band right now. Will go on the main boat in 30 or...”
– From Adrian. Not everyday you get a txt like that.
March 2012
Fingerprints
I just got fingerprinted for work and was told that I had really nice fingerprints with “nice meaty pinkies.”
I’m not sure how to take that…
I am working in a real-life version of 'Office...
A woman just asked the guy across from me if he had moved her stapler and she was completely serious (and very indignant) about it.
The look of utter bafflement on his face was priceless.
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Clearing my work calendar when I have upcoming vacation planned is one of the most satisfying things I do at work all year.
Even if I were only planning to sit around my apartment, I so love deleting meeting after meeting after meeting and sending the response, “I will be out of the office…”
“The sewer system has only one rudimentary holding pond that can store up to 1.3...”
– SFGate article on sewage issues at Lake Berryessa.
Explains why Bud tastes so crappy!
