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May 21

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Greetings from Google Atlanta where a Chocolate Lab just threw up next to my desk. Gah!
I am all for dogs in the office but I have no idea who this one belongs to,  who will clean it up, and the steaming pile of puke is a bit much in the morning so I am moving to another desk.
Maybe another dog will come along and eat it… 

Greetings from Google Atlanta where a Chocolate Lab just threw up next to my desk. Gah!

I am all for dogs in the office but I have no idea who this one belongs to,  who will clean it up, and the steaming pile of puke is a bit much in the morning so I am moving to another desk.

Maybe another dog will come along and eat it… 

May 20

Happy Monday… Woken up by a skunk at 3am and now waiting to board a very oversold 6am United flight. If I wasn’t such an angel I’d think this was karma.

Happy Monday… Woken up by a skunk at 3am and now waiting to board a very oversold 6am United flight.

If I wasn’t such an angel I’d think this was karma.

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Having to get up at 4:30am for a flight was already bad enough — I didn’t need the 3:00am wake up from a startled skunk somewhere outside my window… Gross.

Also, I am four stories up so why does it smell like it was literally right outside the window? This is going to be a looooong day.

May 18

Lazy day enjoying the view while recuperating from a week long, off and on again cold.

Lazy day enjoying the view while recuperating from a week long, off and on again cold.

I am tired* of this cold — I slept 11+ hours last night.

(*pun intended)

May 16

A mailbox full if great magazines on a mental health day!

A mailbox full if great magazines on a mental health day!

View from the bed I just can’t seem to get out of… This has been a long week.

View from the bed I just can’t seem to get out of… This has been a long week.

May 15

Deeelicious!

Deeelicious!

“Stranger Juice”Dirty.

“Stranger Juice”

Dirty.

Why in the world is a Catholic dad in Yorkshire, England whose hobbies all “have something to do with God” following me on Twitter?!?(Same question re: Brooklyn Basketball while we’re at it…)

Why in the world is a Catholic dad in Yorkshire, England whose hobbies all “have something to do with God” following me on Twitter?!?

(Same question re: Brooklyn Basketball while we’re at it…)

Spotted in the East Bay… Ironic.

Spotted in the East Bay… Ironic.

I had a meeting scheduled for tomorrow in Los Angeles that was canceled at the last minute and now for some reason I feel like I have the day off tomorrow and want to get drunk tonight… 

Anyone? 

Uber is addictive. 

Uber is addictive.