Other flashback finds from cleaning out the closet:
- a cowboy hat my grandfather gave me when I was 2
- a Paddington bear my mom bought me in London wearing a knitted lederhosen outfit my maid made for it
- two teddy bears I was given when I was born (snowball and brownie — I was very original with names)
- a Virginia football my godfather gave me when I was born in hopes of trying to sway me into going to UVA.
Have I mentioned my fear that I might be a hoarder?