I just discovered that Siri is now on my pre-Siri iPhone. She must have come along with a software update at some point but I had no idea she was lurking on there.
I found out on the elevator at work as I was holding my phone against a package and accidentally holding the home button down.
Something someone said must have sounded like “funky town” to Siri because all of a sudden I heard her voice say, “I’ll play that…” and that song started blaring from my iPhone.
In a crowded elevator. At work. Bitch.