“ Grindr? What’s no? The yellow one? Oh right. OK. Grindr. Like coffee grinds. Yeah that’s something I downloaded for coffee. It finds the nearest Starbucks.
Rick Santorum in a statement claiming that he didn’t know what the gay dating app he downloaded to his iPhone was for when he downloaded it.
Santorum’s statement claims that he is a “devoted father of seven and avid coffee drinker. He has no further comment.”
(It’s a joke but somehow I can see it actually happening)