I was wandering around West Elm last night waiting to meet some friends for dinner. Browsing near me were a very pregnant woman and her husband. 

He picked up a floor vase, asked her what she thought and she told him that she didn’t like it. He got very exasperated and exclaimed, “Good heavens! Why do I even try?”

Watching her face was like watching the episode of Mad Men where Sal reenacts the opening of ‘Bye Bye Birdie’ for his wife and you can see it suddenly dawn on her that he’s gay. 


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