I had a dream last night that I was staying in a house with some people that were friends with young Robert De Niro. In the dream he was married, had just had a baby and was bringing the baby over to show everyone.

When he got there I opened the door and he gave me a big hug and started kissing my neck. In my head I was thinking, “What the heck is going on?!?!” and then he came inside and told everyone he was leaving his wife for me. Quite a dream.

I feel like if I ever see him in real life now I will involuntarily blush.

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