Um… excuse me?
I was just walking down the hall in the office and as I passed a co-worker going the other way he slapped me on the ass as he went by sort of how a football player or frat boy might slap another guy’s ass.
I stopped and looked back in sort a of stunned disbelief. He turned around, his face beet red, and said, “I’m sorry. I have no idea why I just did that…”